Shop shelves
Shelves installed. Confidence high. Load-bearing optimism included.
THE CLIENT’S BRIEF
Straight. On time. Within budget.
THE SPV INTERPRETATION
PROJECTSOne drawing.
One drawing.
Several interpretations.
Fictional case studies. Very real confidence.
FLAGSHIP PROJECT / PISA, ITALY / FICTIONAL CASE STUDY
STATUS: STILL STANDING. SO ARE WE.Big’inn project.
DENNIS“Be alright, la.”
PROJECT MANAGER“It’s leaning, bab!”
SUPERVISION: SUPER PROPEROne manager. One spirit level.
See the before & after ↗
One manager. One spirit level.
One very relaxed Dennis.
See the before & after ↗The project manager looks at the tower. Then at his spirit level. Then back at the tower. Dennis walks past, knackered, covered in dust, cigarette on the go. He has seen enough for one shift.
Manager: “It’s leaning, bab!”
Dennis: “So am I, la. Long shift. Be alright, la.”
Manager: “Who signed this off?”
Dennis: “You did. Friday. Before your tea.”
Fictional parody scene. The real tower predates our tea break. SPV did not build or refit it.
ShopfittingFICTIONAL CASE STUDY / 01
Shop shelves
Everything must go. Downhill.
See what happened ↗
Office refurbishmentFICTIONAL CASE STUDY / 02
Open plan office
One desk. No walls. Unlimited potential.
See what happened ↗
JoineryFICTIONAL CASE STUDY / 03
Bespoke cabinets
Made to measure. Just not the same measure.
See what happened ↗Open plan office
The client asked for more space. We may have overdelivered on the missing-wall part.
THE CLIENT’S BRIEF
Bright. Spacious. Organised.
THE SPV INTERPRETATION
So spacious we’re missing a wall.
Bespoke cabinets
Every corner is unique. The architect asked for ninety degrees. We offered variety.
THE CLIENT’S BRIEF
Exactly to the dimensions.
THE SPV INTERPRETATION
Dimensions have feelings too, la.
GOT A BIG PLAN?
Place a very proper order ↗